Privacy Policy
Pickle Parade Popix operates under strict data minimization standards. We do not sell user behavioral metrics, require invasive account registrations, or track personal telemetry across the web.
1. Controller Information
The data controller responsible for the processing of personal data on pickleparadepopix.site is:
Pickle Parade Popix Conservators Ltd
14 Mechanics Row, Ironworks Yard
London, EC2A 4NE, United Kingdom
Company Registration Number: 09841285
Inquiries: [email protected]
2. Data We Collect and Process
We collect only minimal server log data strictly necessary to deliver static educational content reliably and safely over HTTP/2 protocol:
- Internet Protocol (IP) address (truncated and anonymized within 7 days)
- Browser user-agent string and operating system version
- Date, time, and requested URL resources
- HTTP response code and byte volume transmitted
Our client-side diagnostic triage checklist tool runs entirely inside your browser execution engine. No parameters or checklist items entered into the generator are transmitted or saved to external databases.
3. Legal Grounds for Processing (GDPR Art. 6)
We process technical transmission logs under Article 6(1)(f) of the UK/EU General Data Protection Regulation (Legitimate Interest) solely for network security, DDoS prevention, and server load balancing.
4. Third-Party Disclosures
We do not share, lease, monetise, or export visitor logs to commercial advertising brokers, data aggregators, or behavioral tracking networks. Zero third-party behavioral trackers or external telemetry scripts are loaded into our pages.
5. Your Statutory Rights
Under statutory European and UK privacy laws, you maintain the following rights:
- Right of access to any personal data held concerning you (Art. 15 GDPR)
- Right to rectification of erroneous data (Art. 16 GDPR)
- Right to erasure of records where statutory retention expired (Art. 17 GDPR)
- Right to lodge a complaint with your supervisory data authority (such as the UK ICO)
To exercise statutory rights, address written communication to [email protected].